he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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