Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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