Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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