Pappa wants mamma naked
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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