mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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