Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
if only i could text you this smell
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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