just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
