He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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