Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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