You're my little dorito
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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