Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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