How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize
