Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He passed out mid-signature
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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