I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
NoShamevember. You game?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
His nipple licking is glorious
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