We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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