im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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