just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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