Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The beer is more important than you right now.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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