I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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