i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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