This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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