sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Damn victory sex feels great
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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