ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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