well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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