why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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