Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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