Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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