No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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