But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
