you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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