just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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