I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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