I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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