We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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