Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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