does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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