Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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