No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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