You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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