Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize