Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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