You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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