What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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