I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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