I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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