Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i came on her dog
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
