she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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