so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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