some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Success! We fucked roommates!
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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