I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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