She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
that is very illegal...i love you.
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