But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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