THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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