Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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