i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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