I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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