Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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