it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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