your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
sex in a hospital.. check
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Everclear isn't food dammit
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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