nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
