oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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