I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I DEMAND FORESKIN
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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